Finally! It's about time a man made the news for doing a bad parking job. Seriously, how many sexist bad-female-driver jokes have you heard?
AMY ROBACH VIA ABC: "It's a man, not a woman. Just saying!"
Yes, this story is about a male driver in China. He was caught on surveillance video trying and trying and trying again to park.
ROBACH VIA ABC: "This surveillance video shows a driver struggling to back out of a parking space. ... I mean, c'mon! ... He tried 15 times."
AL ROKER VIA NBC: "Takes him 10 minutes, and along the way, he smacks the guy next to him.
JOSH ELLIOTT: He finally gets out of the space ... and off he goes."
Hit and run. We don't know the real name of the man in the video or if he knows he should be really embarrassed by how many people have seen the video.
While we're just seeing the footage, NineMSN says it happened Oct. 6 and the bad driver was actually caught.
South China Morning Post says the man has been dubbed "reverse brother" by Chinese Internet users. We're trying not to laugh.
"Many surprised commenters have wondered how the the man, a new driver of only two months, had ever passed a driving test in the first place."
Police have reportedly suspended the man's license.