ShareThisThoughts at large:-- Who'd have thought that banking -- a business where you collect money from everyone else -- would be the worst business in America?-- Remember the good old days when a 300-point market swing was not a biweekly event?-- CEOs and superstar athletes are the only folks I know who make millions when batting .160.-- I just don't think God meant for us to build houses on stilts on beaches.-- If this were 1740, half of Wall Street would be in stocks in the public square.-- Meg Ryan, who is back to trashing ex Dennis Quaid for having cheated -- and "made" her then cheat with Russell Crowe -- needs to move on.-- And is it just me, or do women air far more dirty laundry than men?-- Even though the print is half-blurry, I sometimes refuse to use magnifiers because I'm not ready to admit defeat.-- Can't they make a hot-water heater that doesn't flood the furnace room when it breaks?-- Sarah Palin has accomplished a lot in her life, but picking her for vice president is like putting a youth-football star in the NFL.-- While boarding a nine-seat commuter plane from Martha's Vineyard to New Bedford, in Massachusetts, I saw huge private jets that seat 20-plus and asked the pilot about them. Often, he said, they carry only one passenger. He added: "Usually, it's a woman and a dog."-- I'm thinking it's ironic when Rush Limbaugh, of all people, mocks Barack Obama for being too full of himself.-- Come on; even if you like Rush, you can't tell me he's modest.-- The home-run race is not as interesting without steroids.-- PETA now wants Ben and Jerry's to spare cows and use human breast milk. Udderly ridiculous.-- If Bill Clinton isn't on the John McCain campaign payroll, he should be.-- I knew gas prices were high, but now I read people are playing less Keno so they can fill their tanks. That's bad.-- It's been so long I can't be sure, but I have this vague memory that once, houses actually increased in value.-- I hear Johnny Depp may play Tonto in a Lone Ranger movie opposite George Clooney. If the movie is updated for our times, Tonto will be a casino tycoon and the Lone Ranger his pit boss.-- I'm still waiting to be cast opposite Clooney in a big-screen thriller about a columnist who does lists like this one.-- But if that happens, I'll definitely make my subsequent project an indie film to maintain my street cred.-- To borrow a phrase, the McCain campaign's muzzling of Sarah Palin is the soft bigotry of low expectations.-- In a presidential campaign, I think the phrase "I'm setting politics aside" means "I'm not setting politics aside."-- Is it a bad sign that I see lots of lawyers now advertising bankruptcy services?-- As much as extremist Muslims don't like us, Iraq's Sunni-Shiite mess is a reminder that many of them don't like each other even more.-- There are a thousand great Paul Newman lines to remember him by, but I'd pick this one from "Hud" since it doesn't get the airtime it deserves: "The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'What time is your husband coming home?' "-- Finally, let's end with a prescient question from a financial analyst: "Is this the beginning of the end or the end of the beginning?"(mpatinkin(at)projo.com)(Distributed by Scripps Howard News Service, www.scrippsnews.com.)
On banking, the stock market and beach houses
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