ShareThisI recently came across a curious correspondence from a computer specialist. It was noteworthy because, in addition to including his resume, the job seeker submitted the resume of his daughter, a marketing professional. The lesson: Keep your application materials focused on your career goals and the reasons you are the best candidate for the job. These applicants also offered unnecessary information:"INTERVIEW AVAILABILITY: Right now, I am overseas for my sister's marriage. If required, I can come back early as my sister's marriage is already over."That was quick."JOB HISTORY: Painter. I managed a small crew for my stepfather. I like the trade, but working with family can get tuff."A "tough" job indeed.COVER LETTER: "Now a proud father, I take turns feeding, changing diapers or just plain being there on standby."A commendable calling.Here are some more family-related faux pas from the "Resumania" archives:COVER LETTER: "I was an unhappy, drifting bachelor until I met my lovely wife, Linda, whose work ethic and inspring nature made me the responsible person I am today."Can we interview Linda?"OBJECTIVE: I need money because I have to pay bills, and I would like to get a life, go out partying, please my wife with gifts and have a menu entree consisting of more than soup."That's a tall order."QUALIFICATIONS: Twin sister has an accounting degree."Send her in!And, finally, avoid being overly cutesy:COVER LETTER: "I'd break my mom's heart to work for you!"For more Resumania, and to submit samples you've come across, visit www.resumania.com. Keep the Resumania coming. Examples can be sent to Resumania, c/o Robert Half International Inc., 2884 Sand Hill Road, Suite 200, Menlo Park, Calif., 94025, or faxed to 650-234-6998.(Max Messmer is chairman and CEO of Robert Half International Inc., a specialized staffing firm, and author of "Managing Your Career For Dummies" and "Job Hunting For Dummies," 2nd Edition. His most recent book is "Human Resources Kit For Dummies," 2nd Edition.)????????2
Keep application materials focused on career goals
Submitted by SHNS on Tue, 04/22/2008 - 16:51
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