ShareThisAlways remember that a resume is a business document and not a personal ad. Prospective employers aren't looking for cute observations, a list of your interests and leisure pursuits, or other glimpses into your personal life. They want to read about your professional skills and accomplishments.
The following applicants should have kept their audience in mind:
COVER LETTER: "I'm a student and a Scorpio."
And he likes long walks in the rain ...
"INTERESTS: Drinking Folgers coffee in the morning is complete bliss."
It's the best part of wakin' up.
"QUALIFICATIONS: I can lift plenty of weight."
This candidate must be used to having a lot on his shoulders.
"PERSONAL: I am Ed's soulmate. He is perfect."
When can we meet him?
It also goes without saying that you should be professional in every correspondence you have with hiring managers.
RESUME: "If the pay is right, I will be ready to sign those forms pronto!"
Let's take it one step at a time.
After interviewing for an accounting position, the following job seeker wrote her thank-you note in the form of a poem:
"Thank you for all of your time, I realize you're busy so I'll just leave you with a short rhyme. I feel my background is everything you ask, what you see is what you get -- me without a mask."
At the risk of sounding terse, we recommend avoiding verse.
She goes on to close her note this way:
"It was clear we communicate well and even had some laughs, I'd love to meet your team and have my chance at learning your crafts. With my years of experience I know I'd do well, now it's up to YOU and only time will tell."
Don't call us, we'll call you.
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