Jet lag refuses to let go away
Submitted by davidnielsen on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 20:43
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Jet lag, which most thought had been eradicated from these parts days ago, reappeared unexpectedly overnight in room D3-1109A of the Green Homeland Media Village.
Evidently the cleaning crew failed to notice the invisible demon lurking beneath the guest’s bed.
Aided and abetted by some loudmouth journalists partying 11 stories down in the courtyard, jet lag struck without warning at 3 AM, gripping and yanking at the guest’s eyes until they remained open.
Further attempts at sleep were hopeless as jet lag infected the entire room, then slithered down the hall.
Jet lag was last seen pestering the occupants of D3-1111.
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