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It ought to be a crime

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Submitted by davidnielsen on Fri, 02/24/2006 - 10:56
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A dastardly criminal is terrorizing the Alps.

He is sick. He is dirty.

In fact, he’s got to be filthy.

The demented creep is stealing toilet seats.

He has struck from Sestriere to San Sicario. He has even ventured to Monginevro, France.

Somebody better call Interpol.

I’ll spare you the messy details, but using these seatless toilets requires a degree of agility and athleticism that figure skaters can only dream of.

The next two days I’ll keep an eye out for the thief while I’m covering the men’s four-man bobsled at Cesana Pariol. If you have any ideas on how I can flush him out, let me know.