Whatever you do, don't mention Building 7. Oh, and make sure you bring up UFOs, and Bigfoot, too, because, hey, everybody knows these people are wacko, right? Yeah, I know the media are owned by just five corporations, but hey, corporations are people, too, aren't they? They care about me! I'm more likely to consume if I'm properly informed, right? Sure! So I can relax, right? Thanks for reassuring me! And thanks especially for not bringing up the incontrovertible talking points, like thermate detected in WTC steel sample and Building 7! I wonder what's on TV... I bet THEY'RE telling me the truth! Boy, we sure better clamp down on this pesky internet before the People start talking with each other and Common Sense has a chance to resurface! Phew! That was close! Woah, they might sell the Supersonics! No! Go, Mariners! Woo-hoo! WWIII! Yee-haw!